December 2011
rationalize happiness.
thefifthjohn:
sometimes i enjoy being happy
sometimes i enjoy being comfortable
sometimes i even enjoy being proud of myself
it feels good to feel alright
and it’s quite alright if you feel alright
but
beware of complacency
and
steer clear of idle hands.
-jco’cv
regularfries asked: hi sam!! - abby hahaha
Fact: Every goalkeeper liverpool has played...
27 shots, 7 on target, 1 goal.
anti-relief:
“I think there is something beautiful in reveling in sadness. The proof is how...”
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via suzywire)
“The world needs fantasy, not reality. We have enough reality today.”
– Alexander McQueen (via deliriant)
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor-
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole